A long hard day...
It's been one and a half years since we tested the highly devastating special new effect called BLOOD FARTS. We've succeeded and with a team of highly technical experts predicted the next 50 years of Manvolution. We hope this is not our future, it serves as a warning to the next generation. Today, OCTOBER THE 10th TWO THOUSAND AND FIFTEEN marks for the first time in human history, our highly awarded video with critically acclaimed voice actors, the MANSTRATION epic we've been holding in our vaults for fear of total human social collapse. Let us toast, please get your last lone star out of your fridge for this special moment, maybe add some salt and lime, go to your neighbor's house and grab the last Stella Artois.
Have we gone too far? Not far enough?? Our vision becomes cloudy, with an unknown rumble in our pants. What will tomorrow bring? Maybe you will be watching these videos and turn around and see us watching it with you... on your couch... drinking your beer.